What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
13.06.2025 05:56
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Sure no problem officer.
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I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
{RING} {RING}
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
HELLO
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
What is your twin flame story?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
After a few moments he returns.
Yes sir it is.
What is your most intimate experience with your best friend?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Why in my 60s do I have a strong desire to suck cock and swallow?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??